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Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Dr. Oz's Metamucil Giveaway (1000) at 3 PM EST
On March 1st at 3 PM ET, the first 1,000 people to register will score a coupon for a Free Metamucil Product!
Enter Dr. Oz's Metamucil Giveaway!
* LIMITED BONUS OFFER #1: The first 1,000 entrants beginning 3:00:01 PM (ET) on 3/1/12 will receive a coupon for 1 free Metamucil 114 dose product (up to $16.00 value) by mail. Once the 1,000 coupons have been claimed, limited bonus offer #1 will expire and no longer be valid.
*LIMITED BONUS OFFER #2: The first 1,000 entrants beginning 3:00:01 PM (ET) on 5/3/12 will receive a coupon for 1 free Metamucil 114 dose product (up to $16.00 value) by mail. Once the 1,000 coupons have been claimed, limited bonus offer #2 will expire and no longer be valid.
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Freebies from Corona Beach Break
All the check-ins, photos, planned events & twitter challenges were worth it! Scored awesome swags! Have till 3/30/12 to play and use up your points.
Free Swags from playing Corona Beach Break.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Good Morning
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said; "I'm sorry, your duck (Cuddles) has passed away." The distressed woman wailed; "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead." replied the vet. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around, and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.
He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot.
The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said; "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried; "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!?" The vet shrugged; "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but... with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
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