Good Morning Everyone

Sleep was so good to me I did not want to get up. Yet i could hear the free stuff calling out to me come claim me.. So here I am. Let's start off with a nice laugh as it always helps get the blood circulating. (This joke I tailored just a bit)

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird craps on his head, and he yells "Oh Crap!"

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